This was written for The Red Dress Club ,the prompt was write a humorous listing for eBay or Craig's List. Talk about the history of the items, why they must go.
For Sale: $1500.00
One fenced in back yard suitable for dogs.
Rarely used, (dog prefers to poop in house).
Comes with one large tree, (dog prefers dining room table legs).
Partial flower garden, (dog digs up flowers).
Ratty lawn furniture, (dog ate chair cushions).
*to receive rebate requirement must be met.
Take the damn dog!